timholtorf:

thecouscousqueen:

justplainsomething:

the-thorster:

prettybluescarf:

Ten Chick Flick Cliches

Okay, but why is tumblr not talking about this???

NO BUT THIS IS BRILLIANT

I love that at no point in these scenarios were they pretending to be women.

the sliding down the wall crying part oh my god

Saving to watch later.

(via anotherdayconquered)

Everyone who reblogs this will get a shitty pickup line in their ask box. Everyone.

(Source: thundercatsgooo, via anrkiss)

bangbots:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

reblog always

(Source: iraffiruse, via anotherdayconquered)

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

(via angryblackman)

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

(via aboveallislove)

siphersaysstuff:

skillzyo:

so yeah

saw something on facebook that really pissed me off because I worked at McDonalds for three years. 

I wonder what percentage of people arguing against a minimum wage hike have never worked a fucking minimum-wage job in their life is.

(via yourface0ffendsme)

hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

(via annalisanicole)

australiansanta:

anonymous compliments are so cute like their only aim is to make you feel better, they dont want any respect or personal thanks, just the satisfaction knowing they made someones day, now how fricken cute is that am i right

(Source: australiansanta, via travelling-wanderer)

"Ask me a question"

ask.fm/RuuBelle

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yungbiochemist:

I’m actually a nice person but I suffer from chronic bitchface. there is no known cure or treatment for this affliction, other than smiling all the goddamn time and no one has time for that

(via xfvckk)

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